So we’ll start this off with a You’re Welcome when you see that I didn’t pun y’all with saying fur-ever.
And I have to tell you this, too. I was sorely tempted to use the saying Donkey’s Years after having just read this phrase in a Stephen King story, of all places.
I haven’t heard anyone say that in, well … you know. Turns out that Donkey’s Years is an eggcorn from Donkey’s Ears. Like, it’s been as long as a donkey’s ears.
But we don’t want to suggest a negative body image to a lovely pup who has yet to grow into her own air flappers, now do we?
Of course not, people.
Still, this expression on Holly’s adorable mug is worthy of a caption, I think.
Holly: The cat called me a What?!
Or add the photo below for a two-liner:
Holly: Hey, Food Lady! D’ya like seafood?
Me: Oh Holly, that joke’s even older than I …
Holly: Lookit! Hahahahaha [snort]
And now let’s open it up to more ideas. Drop us a comment with your clever dialogical thoughts.