|Right, that's a fire extinguisher. In my kitchen. |
It's not a reflection of my cooking skills. But I
appreciate that you were thinking that.
“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.” George Orwell, Animal Farm
Bodine, benevolent ruler of Sword House, has commandeered the dog bed. A silent and bloodless takeover of prime real estate, which has left Micron to rest his weary bulk upon the kitchen tile.
To the left are three steps that lead down to the back door. Micron's head is pretty much hanging there in a passive-aggressive statement of his discontent.
I'm suffering here, Bodine, says Micron. Takin' one for the team.
Yep, says Bodine. [purr]