Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
In the end, I'm all oh-my-god-I-can't believe-you-barked-in-public, while several people came up afterward to say how wonderful he was and oh so well-behaved. The dog finds some redemption in just being stinkin' adorable.
There's a book event later this month that sounds interesting. We'll give Micron another shot at Books and Co. for this.
But this time I'm packing a lunch for him.